AVOID

There are some deeds, that must be AVOIDED...

One fine evening, i started home from my college,  i wrote a letter addressing the warden to leave the hostel and unfortunately i was permitted!!!!
SHOCK!!!(How did i get the permission)

Then i was asked to check out the notice board...
BULB~~~

That weekend was a free holiday ..

I should explain what a free holiday mean...

Q. Define Free Holiday
A. A free holiday can be defined as,   "A Holiday in which going home is possible even without running around the entire campus for at least 5 times (for permission)"

Finally i reached the bus stop at the entrance of my college with a fully loaded bag, by bag was almost like a trekking bag, i managed to board a bus with such a heavy load on my back. Boarded, in the sense i literally foot boarded the bus:-(

After getting scolded by the bus conductor thrice, i reached Trichy, from where i have a bus to reach Tirupati
Scolds from the conductor: Two times for bringing such a huge baggage and hindering him to move and one time for not giving him the appropriate change for the tickets!!!

I had my dinner in a good restaurant and was waiting for my bus...
A voice called my name and i was not at all familiar, i slowly turned and saw a man saying that i was being followed by a thief gang....

DUMBSTRUCK!!!!

First thing in my mind is to reach a safe place so that i can escape from the thieves, the man himself guided me to a place so loose the tail of the thieves, so i followed him....

TWIST!!!

The person i followed, he is the thief, he took his knife and asked me to follow his instructions without a word...

We reached an ATM center and he asked to me to withdraw 5K for him, i did so,
No other go!!!
There was a pot filled with water, he took it and he poured on me and couldn't understand why he is doing so!!!! GONE WET!!!

Then i rushed towards my bus, almost ready to start and as my clothes are wet, it was little bit embarrassing, the passengers were staring at me, since it was already 10mins late and the bus is waiting for me alone....

Got my tickets punched and slept off and i felt a pin piercing into my nerve, OH MY GOD!!!!
Its an injection, everything went black, I could be kidnapped!!!!!!!


Opened my eyes to see my room in my home....
WHERE DID MY PARENTS FIND ME???

I was wondering where did they find me? I got tensed and was about to explain everything to my mom!!!
She started scolding me, don't know why? and finally said " I have never seen a person who sleeps even after getting the face flushed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and got the clothes WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I understood everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Moral:

1. AVOID sleeping much longer especially after sun rise, otherwise you will get WET  like this!!!!!!!!!
2. Even if you sleep much longer, don't dream a weekend as a free holiday, u will be disappointed!!!

Let's start

You might have come across certain statements like "Why are we calling it a building, even if its already built"
             If we call it as built, it will be awkward!!!!
So, we shall try to correct ourself in some other thing like "Don't call it a cool water even if its already cooled"
             rather u can call it "Cold water"!!!

As the title of the post suggests, Let's start with clarifying certain misnomers,

-->Never call it a "Radiator" (in cars), call it a "convector", since its convecting much than radiating!!!
                Many of mechanical engineers in SASTRA University know the source of the above statement!!!!

-->Adam's bridge is never engineered by Adam, it was engineered by Rama and built by hanuman, so call it as Rama's bridge or "Rama sethu" (Source: Hindu mythology)
                I am really sorry for going little bit religious!!!!

-->Don't call the cars that our Indian cops use, as jeep...
           because jeep is a brand name!!!!
          Jeep is an automobile marque of Chrysler!!!
         Of course, now a days our cops are using Hyundai Accent...
          I think this is the "End" for the "Start"...